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I have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
 
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I have become me without my consent.
 
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I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
 
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
 
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I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
 
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I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
for a moment.
 
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I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
 
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I know it all.  I just can't remember it all at once.
 
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I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
 
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I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
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