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A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief
as your goal.  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of
dishonourable behaviour.  Unless she's really attractive.
                -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  558 of 1371

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
                -- Milton Berle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  559 of 1371

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  560 of 1371

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies,
scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.
                -- Parkinson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  561 of 1371

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
                -- R. Stallman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  562 of 1371

A company is known by the men it keeps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  563 of 1371

A complex system that works is invariably
found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  564 of 1371

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  565 of 1371

[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
                -- Joseph Campbell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  566 of 1371

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
                -- Mitch Ratcliffe
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