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A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed her and blessed her.
        Says she, "You're in luck,
        He's a stunning good fuck,
For I've had him myself down in Leicester."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  237 of 860

According to experts, the oyster
In its shell - a crustacean cloister -
        May frequently be
        Either he or a she
Or both, if it should be its choice ter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  238 of 860

Alas for the Countess d'Isere,
Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
        Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!"
        When he parted her thighs;
"Magnifique!  Pourtant pas de la guerre."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  239 of 860

All the female apes ran from King Kong
For his dong was unspeakably long.
        But a friendly giraffe
        Quaffed his yard and a half,
And ecstatically burst into song.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  240 of 860

An aesthete from South Carolina
Had a cock that tickled like China,
        But while shooting his load
        It cracked like old Spode,
So he's bought him a Steuben vagina.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  241 of 860

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
Likes to jack off the young men she loves.
        She will use her bare fist
        If the fellows insist
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  242 of 860

An AI researcher named Bluth
Wrote, to find out the sexual truth,
        Eroticon VI,
        Which he taught certain tricks
Which I'm sure can't be found in Knuth.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  243 of 860

An amazon giantess named Dunne
Let a midget screw her for fun.
        But the poor little runt
        Was engulfed in her cunt
And re-born as the twin of his son.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  244 of 860

An ambitious lady named Harriet
Once dreamed she was raped in a chariot
        By seventeen sailors
        A monk and three tailors,
Mohammed and Judas Iscariot.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  245 of 860

An anonymous woman we knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
        When the preacher yelled "Sin!"
        She said, "Count me in
As soon as the service is through."
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