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Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve
him.  Nasrudin said, "First things first.  Did you see me walk into your
shop?"
        "Of course."
        "Have you ever seen me before?"
        "Never."
        "Then how do you know it was me?"
 
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Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."
        "Why?", he was asked.
        "Because at night we need the light more."
 
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Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his
hand.  As the bird flew off, Nasrudin called after it, "Foolish bird!  You
have the liver, but what can you do with it without the recipe?"
 
Linux Wisdom:  241 of 402

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
                -- Theodore Sturgeon
 
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Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.
The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.
                -- Augustine
 
Linux Wisdom:  243 of 402

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the
Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea,
Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if
a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes
me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know
for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
                -- John Donne, "No Man is an Iland"
 
Linux Wisdom:  244 of 402

No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
 
Linux Wisdom:  245 of 402

No use getting too involved in life -- you're only here for a limited time.
 
Linux Wisdom:  246 of 402

Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
 
Linux Wisdom:  247 of 402

Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
                -- E.M. Forster
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