Freebsd Murphys Law: 249 of 833 |
On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone
can be unhappy -- but we will work on it.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 250 of 833 |
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 251 of 833 |
The more ridiculous a belief system,
the higher probability of its success.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 252 of 833 |
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or
fattening.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 253 of 833 |
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 254 of 833 |
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 255 of 833 |
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 256 of 833 |
The ratio of time involved in work to time available for
work is usually about 0.6
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 257 of 833 |
Remember the golden rule:
Those that have the gold make the rules.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 258 of 833 |
Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and
knows it for he shall enjoy living.
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