| Linux People: 468 of 1231 |
If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.
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| Linux People: 469 of 1231 |
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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| Linux People: 470 of 1231 |
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
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| Linux People: 471 of 1231 |
If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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| Linux People: 472 of 1231 |
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
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| Linux People: 473 of 1231 |
"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
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| Linux People: 474 of 1231 |
If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
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| Linux People: 475 of 1231 |
If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
-- Ann Edwards-Duff
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| Linux People: 476 of 1231 |
If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
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| Linux People: 477 of 1231 |
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then
you clearly don't understand the situation.
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