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Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
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Linux People: 104 of 1231 |
Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.
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Linux People: 105 of 1231 |
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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Linux People: 106 of 1231 |
Appearances often are deceiving.
-- Aesop
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Linux People: 107 of 1231 |
Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?
Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?
Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?
Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick?
Do you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen
or so pencils from marking the cloth?
Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name?
Is illegal fishing is something only a daring criminal would do?
Is Batman your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The Shadow?
Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?
Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. (1 point for each YES answer)
0-2 -- You are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.
3-5 -- There is hope for you yet.
6-7 -- Uh-oh, trouble in River City.
8-10 -- Your immortal soul is in peril.
11+ -- Does suicide seem attractive?
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Linux People: 108 of 1231 |
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
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Linux People: 109 of 1231 |
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly
the same opinion.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Linux People: 110 of 1231 |
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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Linux People: 111 of 1231 |
As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly
useful and interesting, I just had to share it.
Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"
1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.
2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to be bitten by a horse.
3. Some people never look at me.
4. Spinach makes me feel alone.
5. My sex life is A-okay.
6. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.
7. I like to kill mosquitoes.
8. Cousins are not to be trusted.
9. It makes me embarrassed to fall down.
10. I get nauseous from too much roller skating.
11. I think most people would cry to gain a point.
12. I cannot read or write.
13. I am bored by thoughts of death.
14. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
15. I would enjoy the work of a chicken flicker.
16. I am never startled by a fish.
17. My mother's uncle was a good man.
18. I don't like it when somebody is rotten.
19. People who break the law are wise guys.
20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.
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