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Fortune: 2 - 11 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  2 of 198

1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty
1929 The high sign of refreshment
1929 The pause that refreshes
1930 It had to be good to get where it is
1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing
1935 The pause that brings friends together
1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed
1938 The best friend thirst ever had
1939 Thirst stops here
1942 It's the real thing
1947 Have a Coke
1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
1963 Things go better with Coke
1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
1979 Have a Coke and a smile
1982 Coke is it!
                -- Coca-Cola slogans
 
Linux Food:  3 of 198

        A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong
game.  They had the volley of the Dills.
 
Linux Food:  4 of 198

        A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
 
Linux Food:  5 of 198

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
                -- James Beard
 
Linux Food:  6 of 198

        A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.  He
kept favoring curry.
 
Linux Food:  7 of 198

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
                -- Ziggy
 
Linux Food:  8 of 198

        A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs.  On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"
 
Linux Food:  9 of 198

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Food:  10 of 198

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
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        "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
        "Diet."
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