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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  704 of 1371

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
                -- Robert Frost
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  705 of 1371

A key to the understanding of all religions is that a God's idea of a
good time is a game of Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  706 of 1371

A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  707 of 1371

A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
                -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  708 of 1371

A king's castle is his home.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  709 of 1371

A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised,
for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when
words are superfluous.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  710 of 1371

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  711 of 1371

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
                -- Lillian Day
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  712 of 1371

A lady with one of her ears applied
To an open keyhole heard, inside,
Two female gossips in converse free --
The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks
That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!"
As soon as no more of it she could hear
The lady, indignant, removed her ear.
"I will not stay," she said with a pout,
"To hear my character lied about!"
                -- Gopete Sherany
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  713 of 1371

A language that doesn't affect the way you
think about programming is not worth knowing.
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