Linux Men Women

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe.
                -- Jackie Mason

... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
                -- Nabokov

        Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
                -- Ewald Nyquist

        Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly
after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely,
"Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so
charming a wife."

"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ..."
                -- Robert Benchley

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
                -- Barrie

Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.

Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
                -- Wall Street Journal

Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"