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Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
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Neutrinos are into physicists.
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Neutrinos have bad breadth.
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neutron bomb, n:
An explosive device of limited military value because, as
it only destroys people without destroying property, it
must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
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Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
-- Linda Festa
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
-- Lazarus Long
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Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
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Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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