Freebsd Fortunes 6

SUN Microsystems:
        The Network IS the Load Average.

SUNSET:
        Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths,
        resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with
        progressively reducing solar elevation.

Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy
have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.
                -- Martin Luther

Superstitions typically involve seeing order where in fact there is
none, and denial amounts to rejecting evidence of regularities,
sometimes even ones that are staring us in the face.
                -- Murray Gell-Mann, "Quark and the Jaguar"

Supervisor: Do you think you understand the basic ideas of Quantum Mechanics?
Supervisee: Ah! Well, what do we mean by "to understand" in the context of
            Quantum Mechanics?
Supervisor: You mean "No", don't you?
Supervisee: Yes.
                -- Overheard at a supervision.

Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.

Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Support the American Kidney Foundation.
Don't wear your motorcycle helmet.

Support the Girl Scouts!
        (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)

Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
                -- A public service announcement from Phyllis Schlafly,
                  the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle Association