Linux Politics

Political speeches are like steer horns.  A point here, a point there,
and a lot of bull inbetween.
                -- Alfred E. Neuman

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.
        -- Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
                -- Arthur C. Clarke

Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
been, and never will be wrong.
                -- Walter Dwight

Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
                -- Oscar Ameringer

Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without
greatness.  Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics.
                -- Albert Camus

Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.  In war,
you can only be killed once.
                -- Winston Churchill

Politics is not the art of the possible.  It consists in choosing
between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next
week, next month and next year.  And to have the ability afterwards to
explain why it didn't happen.
                -- Winston Churchill