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Fortune: 505 - 514 of 622 from Linux Science

Linux Science:  505 of 622

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
                -- E. Hubbard
 
Linux Science:  506 of 622

The Wright Bothers weren't the first to fly.  They were just the first
not to crash.
 
Linux Science:  507 of 622

Theory is gray, but the golden tree of life is green.
                -- Goethe
 
Linux Science:  508 of 622

There *is* no such thing as a civil engineer.
 
Linux Science:  509 of 622

There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis
are chosen correctly.
 
Linux Science:  510 of 622

"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain."
                -- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
 
Linux Science:  511 of 622

There are three schools of magic.  One:  State a tautology, then ring the
changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy.  Two:  Record many facts.
Try to find a pattern.  Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's
science.  Three:  Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled
by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering.
 
Linux Science:  512 of 622

There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the
sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the sunlight that
hits your neighbors' homes, too.
                -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
 
Linux Science:  513 of 622

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
                -- R. W. Gerard
 
Linux Science:  514 of 622

There is a building with four floors.  On the first floor, there
is a convention of architects.  On the second floor, there is a
vinyl manufacturing plant.  On the third floor there is a fast food
stand, and on the fourth floor there is a library.

Q:      What would happen if a librarian traveled down in a small
        elevator with one other person from each floor?
A:      The elevator would be full.
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