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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1346 of 2298

Pickle's Law:
        If Congress must do a painful thing,
        the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1347 of 2298

Piddle, twiddle, and resolve,
Not one damn thing do we solve.
                -- 1776
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1348 of 2298

Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1349 of 2298

Piece of cake!
                -- G.S. Koblas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1350 of 2298

pig, n:
        An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by
        the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
        inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1351 of 2298

Pilfering Treasure property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
                -- Diogenes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1352 of 2298

Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs.
                -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1353 of 2298

Piping down the valleys wild,
Piping songs of pleasant glee,
On a cloud I saw a child,
And he laughing said to me:
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!"
So I piped with merry cheer.
"Piper, pipe that song again;"
So I piped: he wept to hear.
                -- William Blake, "Songs of Innocence"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1354 of 2298

Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped
the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician
outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
                -- Love and Rockets
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1355 of 2298

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
        You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed
        by the CIA or FBI.  You have minor influence over your associates
        and people resent your flaunting of your power.  You lack confidence
        and you are generally a coward.  Pisces people do terrible things to
        small animals.
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