Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 787 - 796 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  787 of 833

The race goes not always to the swift, nor the battle
to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  788 of 833

A fool and his money are invited places.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  789 of 833

All things come to him whose name is on a mailing list.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  790 of 833

The hand that rocks the craddle usually is attached
to someone who isn't getting enough sleep.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  791 of 833

After winning an argument with his wife,
the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  792 of 833

If opportunity came disguised as temptation,
one knock would be enough.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  793 of 833

If there was any justice in this world, people would
occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  794 of 833

Easy doesn't do it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  795 of 833

Most people want to be delivered from temptation but
would like it to keep in touch.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  796 of 833

When a distinguised scientist states something is possible,
he is almost certainly right.  When he states that
something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
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