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Freebsd Zippy:  86 of 549

Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  87 of 549

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  88 of 549

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  89 of 549

Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  90 of 549

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  91 of 549

Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  92 of 549

Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  93 of 549

GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  94 of 549

HAIR TONICS, please!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  95 of 549

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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