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Linux Work:  585 of 630

Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
        -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon
 
Linux Work:  586 of 630

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.
        -- Robespierre
 
Linux Work:  587 of 630

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"
it's the money.
        -- Kim Hubbard
 
Linux Work:  588 of 630

When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
Linux Work:  589 of 630

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
 
Linux Work:  590 of 630

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
        -- James H. Boren
 
Linux Work:  591 of 630

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
 
Linux Work:  592 of 630

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
        -- Daniel B. Luten
 
Linux Work:  593 of 630

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
 
Linux Work:  594 of 630

    When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle!  I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
    "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe.  "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
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