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Linux Work:  207 of 630

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.  He'll kiss it and
make it better.
 
Linux Work:  208 of 630

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
        -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
 
Linux Work:  209 of 630

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
 
Linux Work:  210 of 630

In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.

Q:  Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A:  The dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.
 
Linux Work:  211 of 630

Innovation is hard to schedule.
        -- Dan Fylstra
 
Linux Work:  212 of 630

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
 
Linux Work:  213 of 630

Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
 
Linux Work:  214 of 630

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
 
Linux Work:  215 of 630

It is better to live rich than to die rich.
        -- Samuel Johnson
 
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It is better to travel hopefully than to fly Continental.
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