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In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and
make it better.
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In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
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In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold. 100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager. 100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager. 100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.
Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: The dumb manager. All the rest are myths.
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Innovation is hard to schedule.
-- Dan Fylstra
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Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
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Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
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It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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It is better to live rich than to die rich.
-- Samuel Johnson
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It is better to travel hopefully than to fly Continental.
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