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Linux Work:  164 of 630

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
        -- Henny Youngman
 
Linux Work:  165 of 630

I:
    The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
    with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
II:
    If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
    probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
    There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
    If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
    One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
    Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
    output.
        -- Norman Augustine
 
Linux Work:  166 of 630

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
 
Linux Work:  167 of 630

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
        -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Linux Work:  168 of 630

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
        -- W.C. Fields
 
Linux Work:  169 of 630

If all else fails, lower your standards.
 
Linux Work:  170 of 630

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
 
Linux Work:  171 of 630

If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there
better be no trade.  A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
        -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
 
Linux Work:  172 of 630

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
 
Linux Work:  173 of 630

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.  There's
got to be a better way.
        -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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