Linux People

Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Never explain.  Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never
believe you anyway.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning.
                -- Marlo Thomas

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.

Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never kick a man, unless he's down.