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Fortune: 107 - 116 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  107 of 548

Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess ...
 
Linux Zippy:  108 of 548

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...
 
Linux Zippy:  109 of 548

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
 
Linux Zippy:  110 of 548

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
 
Linux Zippy:  111 of 548

Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?
 
Linux Zippy:  112 of 548

Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
 
Linux Zippy:  113 of 548

Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
 
Linux Zippy:  114 of 548

Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
 
Linux Zippy:  115 of 548

Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
 
Linux Zippy:  116 of 548

Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...
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