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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  206 of 548

... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  207 of 548

I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
 
Linux Zippy:  208 of 548

I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
 
Linux Zippy:  209 of 548

I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
 
Linux Zippy:  210 of 548

I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!!
 
Linux Zippy:  211 of 548

... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  212 of 548

I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
 
Linux Zippy:  213 of 548

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  214 of 548

I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
 
Linux Zippy:  215 of 548

... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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