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Linux Zippy:  505 of 548

World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
 
Linux Zippy:  506 of 548

Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let's interview it!
 
Linux Zippy:  507 of 548

Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!
 
Linux Zippy:  508 of 548

Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
MAIDEN concert?
 
Linux Zippy:  509 of 548

You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  510 of 548

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
 
Linux Zippy:  511 of 548

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
 
Linux Zippy:  512 of 548

YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  513 of 548

You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  514 of 548

You were s'posed to laugh!
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