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Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
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Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER with you??
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Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
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Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?
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Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
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With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather ...
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World War III? No thanks!
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World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
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Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!
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Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!
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