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Fortune: 538 - 547 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  538 of 548

Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!
 
Linux Zippy:  539 of 548

Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
 
Linux Zippy:  540 of 548

Yow!  We're going to a new disco!
 
Linux Zippy:  541 of 548

YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
 
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YOW!!  I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
 
Linux Zippy:  543 of 548

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!
 
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YOW!!  The land of the rising SONY!!
 
Linux Zippy:  545 of 548

YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!
 
Linux Zippy:  546 of 548

YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth of
CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!
 
Linux Zippy:  547 of 548

YOW!!!  I am having fun!!!
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