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Linux Zippy:  186 of 548

I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
 
Linux Zippy:  187 of 548

I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
 
Linux Zippy:  188 of 548

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  189 of 548

-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
now.  I fed the cat.
 
Linux Zippy:  190 of 548

I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
1965!!
 
Linux Zippy:  191 of 548

I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  192 of 548

I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
 
Linux Zippy:  193 of 548

I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
 
Linux Zippy:  194 of 548

I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation...
 
Linux Zippy:  195 of 548

I represent a sardine!!
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