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Linux Zippy:  25 of 548

Are we THERE yet?
 
Linux Zippy:  26 of 548

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  27 of 548

Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
 
Linux Zippy:  28 of 548

Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!
 
Linux Zippy:  29 of 548

Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?
 
Linux Zippy:  30 of 548

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
 
Linux Zippy:  31 of 548

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
 
Linux Zippy:  32 of 548

BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!
 
Linux Zippy:  33 of 548

Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  34 of 548

BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY
WAY" I've ever heard!!
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