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Linux Zippy:  325 of 548

Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
 
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
 
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Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
 
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Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
 
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Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
 
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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...
 
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Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card!
 
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Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
 
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LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
 
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Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!
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