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Linux Zippy:  104 of 548

Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!
 
Linux Zippy:  105 of 548

Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
 
Linux Zippy:  106 of 548

Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No thanks!
 
Linux Zippy:  107 of 548

Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess ...
 
Linux Zippy:  108 of 548

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...
 
Linux Zippy:  109 of 548

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
 
Linux Zippy:  110 of 548

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
 
Linux Zippy:  111 of 548

Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?
 
Linux Zippy:  112 of 548

Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
 
Linux Zippy:  113 of 548

Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
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