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Linux Zippy:  495 of 548

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the
NEGATIVE IONS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  496 of 548

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
 
Linux Zippy:  497 of 548

Why don't you ever enter any CONTESTS, Marvin??  Don't you know your
own ZIPCODE?
 
Linux Zippy:  498 of 548

Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
 
Linux Zippy:  499 of 548

Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER with you??
 
Linux Zippy:  500 of 548

Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
 
Linux Zippy:  501 of 548

Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?
 
Linux Zippy:  502 of 548

Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
 
Linux Zippy:  503 of 548

With YOU, I can be MYSELF ...  We don't NEED Dan Rather ...
 
Linux Zippy:  504 of 548

World War III?  No thanks!
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