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Linux Zippy

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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!
 
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
 
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Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
 
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Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
 
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Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
 
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Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
 
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Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
 
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Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
 
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Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
 
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Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
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