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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  96 of 1340

We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve
one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  97 of 1340

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
we will cry over things we used to laugh &
our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle
creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
in the end a summer with wild winds &
new friends will be.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  98 of 1340

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
                -- Maxwell Smart
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  99 of 1340

WEAPON:
        An index of the lack of development of a culture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  100 of 1340

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
                -- John Heywood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  101 of 1340

Wedding, n:
        A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one
        undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become
        supportable.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  102 of 1340

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  103 of 1340

Weed's Axiom:
        Never ask two questions in a business letter.
        The reply will discuss the one in which you are
        least interested and say nothing about the other.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  104 of 1340

Weekend, where are you?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  105 of 1340

Weiler's Law:
        Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
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