Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 705 - 714 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 705 - 714 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  705 of 833

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely
with its price and directly with its ugliness.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  706 of 833

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch
it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  707 of 833

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will
be on together.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  708 of 833

The only new TV show worth watching will be cancelled.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  709 of 833

The TV show you've been looking forward to all week
will be preempted.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  710 of 833

Most people deserve each other.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  711 of 833

Possessions increase to fill the space available for
their storage.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  712 of 833

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  713 of 833

(1)     The telephone will ring when you are outside the
        door, fumbling for your keys.

(2)     You will reach it just in time to hear the click
        of the caller hanging up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  714 of 833

People to whom you are attracted invariably thing you
remind them of someone else.
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