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Fortune: 833 - 842 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  833 of 1105

QOTD:
        How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
Linux Definitions:  834 of 1105

QOTD:
        I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
        then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
                -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
 
Linux Definitions:  835 of 1105

QOTD:
        I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
 
Linux Definitions:  836 of 1105

QOTD:
        I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the
        ball in their court.
                -- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)
 
Linux Definitions:  837 of 1105

QOTD:
        I'm not a nerd -- I'm "socially challenged".
 
Linux Definitions:  838 of 1105

QOTD:
        I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".

        [I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
 
Linux Definitions:  839 of 1105

QOTD:
        I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
 
Linux Definitions:  840 of 1105

QOTD:
        If it's too loud, you're too old.
 
Linux Definitions:  841 of 1105

QOTD:
        If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
 
Linux Definitions:  842 of 1105

QOTD:
        Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical
        mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand.  Paul Ehrenfest, carrying
        on the work, died similarly in 1933.  Now it is our turn.
                -- Goodstein, States of Matter
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