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Linux Men Women:  416 of 582

The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
                -- Bonnard
 
Linux Men Women:  417 of 582

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
                -- Ladies' Home Journal
 
Linux Men Women:  418 of 582

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  419 of 582

The best man for the job is often a woman.
 
Linux Men Women:  420 of 582

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
 
Linux Men Women:  421 of 582

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?
 
Linux Men Women:  422 of 582

The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
                -- Alexandre Dumas
 
Linux Men Women:  423 of 582

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
 
Linux Men Women:  424 of 582

        The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand.  But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
        "Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
 
Linux Men Women:  425 of 582

The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal
separation gives the man time to hide his money.
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