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How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
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How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they
claim they'll make you?
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"How many people work here?"
"Oh, about half."
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Human resources are human first, and resources second.
-- J. Garbers
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"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go
buy some more."
|Linux Work: 142 of 630|
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
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I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
|Linux Work: 144 of 630|
I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it.
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I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when
it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallaher