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There is hardly a thing in the world that some man can not make a little
worse and sell a little cheaper.
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There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
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There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income
parents' lives a misery. ... I want you to picture the trusting face of a
child, streaked with tears because of what you just said. I want you to
picture the face of its mother, because one week's dole won't pay for one
Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!
-- Filthy Rich and Catflap
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There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it
reluctantly.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says
"Yes" you know he is crooked.
-- Groucho Marx
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There must be more to life than having everything.
-- Maurice Sendak
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There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by
going from house to house offering to do odd jobs. He explained this to
a man who answered one door.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.
"Forty dollars."
"Fine" said the man, and gave the student the paint and brushes.
Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door again.
"All done!", he says, and collects his money. "By the way," the student says,
"That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."
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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
-- Milton Friendman
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