I invented skydiving in 1989!
I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he is ...
I just had a NOSE JOB!!
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
I just remembered something about a TOAD!
I KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
I Know A Joke!!