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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  445 of 548

This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
 
Linux Zippy:  446 of 548

This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
 
Linux Zippy:  447 of 548

... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  448 of 548

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
 
Linux Zippy:  449 of 548

This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  450 of 548

This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...
 
Linux Zippy:  451 of 548

Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  452 of 548

Thousands of days of civilians ... have produced a ... feeling for the
aesthetic modules --
 
Linux Zippy:  453 of 548

Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER
before his MAKEOVER!
 
Linux Zippy:  454 of 548

Toes, knees, NIPPLES.  Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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