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Linux Zippy:  527 of 548

Yow!  I threw up on my window!
 
Linux Zippy:  528 of 548

Yow!  I want my nose in lights!
 
Linux Zippy:  529 of 548

Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!
 
Linux Zippy:  530 of 548

Yow!  I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!
 
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Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!
 
Linux Zippy:  532 of 548

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
 
Linux Zippy:  533 of 548

Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??
 
Linux Zippy:  534 of 548

Yow!  It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!
 
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Yow!  It's some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!
 
Linux Zippy:  536 of 548

Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
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