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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  237 of 548

I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  238 of 548

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!
 
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I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for "RONCO
MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!
 
Linux Zippy:  240 of 548

I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!
 
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I'm definitely not in Omaha!
 
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I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this
miniature DOMED STADIUM ...
 
Linux Zippy:  243 of 548

I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...
 
Linux Zippy:  244 of 548

I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!
 
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I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!!
 
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I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
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