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Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
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Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...
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Hmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET
FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...
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Hmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL
CHLORIDE ...
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Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
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HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
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How do I get HOME?
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How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th' MOUSTACHE
... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?
It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!
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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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