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If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
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If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
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If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
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... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
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If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!! Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
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if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
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