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Linux Zippy:  387 of 548

ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
        the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO:    I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
 
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... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday?
 
Linux Zippy:  389 of 548

Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
leave a GENEROUS TIP ....
 
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over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
 
Linux Zippy:  391 of 548

OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!
 
Linux Zippy:  392 of 548

PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
 
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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!
 
Linux Zippy:  394 of 548

PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
 
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People humiliating a salami!
 
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PIZZA!!
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