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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes,
starring JANE FONDA!!
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Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA
94140, USA
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Linux Zippy: 407 of 548 |
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
empty OIL DRUMS ...
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Linux Zippy: 408 of 548 |
Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
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Linux Zippy: 409 of 548 |
Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
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Linux Zippy: 410 of 548 |
Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
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Linux Zippy: 411 of 548 |
Sign my PETITION.
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Linux Zippy: 412 of 548 |
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
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So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
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Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
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