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Linux Zippy:  101 of 548

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
 
Linux Zippy:  102 of 548

HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
 
Linux Zippy:  103 of 548

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
 
Linux Zippy:  104 of 548

Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!
 
Linux Zippy:  105 of 548

Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
 
Linux Zippy:  106 of 548

Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No thanks!
 
Linux Zippy:  107 of 548

Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess ...
 
Linux Zippy:  108 of 548

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...
 
Linux Zippy:  109 of 548

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
 
Linux Zippy:  110 of 548

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
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