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How do I get HOME?
 
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How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?  It's th' MOUSTACHE
...  Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?
It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!
 
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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
 
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
 
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How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?
 
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hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.
 
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HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
 
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HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
 
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I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
 
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I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.
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