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Linux Zippy:  131 of 548

I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
 
Linux Zippy:  132 of 548

I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
 
Linux Zippy:  133 of 548

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
 
Linux Zippy:  134 of 548

I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
 
Linux Zippy:  135 of 548

I am NOT a nut....
 
Linux Zippy:  136 of 548

I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  137 of 548

I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  138 of 548

I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
GUCCIONE has these problems!
 
Linux Zippy:  139 of 548

I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  140 of 548

I demand IMPUNITY!
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