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Linux Zippy:  141 of 548

I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
 

Linux Zippy:  142 of 548

I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!
 

Linux Zippy:  143 of 548

... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
 

Linux Zippy:  144 of 548

I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
my read molars ...
 

Linux Zippy:  145 of 548

... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
 

Linux Zippy:  146 of 548

I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
 

Linux Zippy:  147 of 548

I feel ... JUGULAR ...
 

Linux Zippy:  148 of 548

I feel better about world problems now!
 

Linux Zippy:  149 of 548

I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
 

Linux Zippy:  150 of 548

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
 

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