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Linux Zippy:  151 of 548

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
 
Linux Zippy:  152 of 548

I feel partially hydrogenated!
 
Linux Zippy:  153 of 548

I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ...  They look NICE in the yard ...
 
Linux Zippy:  154 of 548

I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...
 
Linux Zippy:  155 of 548

I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
 
Linux Zippy:  156 of 548

I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
 
Linux Zippy:  157 of 548

I had pancake makeup for brunch!
 
Linux Zippy:  158 of 548

I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD
 
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I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you.
 
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I have a VISION!  It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
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